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« on: April 03, 2006, 09:24:36 AM »

This is the official dictionary and book of the Ishlang Langgweds that was created by Rj and Dana. It is also the official language of the Chakrum "Tambayan ni Rj". This topic was created as a reference for those who have no idea what the crap we're talking about in the Chakrum... Yeah, that's it. We'll be adding words into this dictionary from time to time so, check back often, but please refrain from using this as a spamming ground. Do not post anything that is unrelated to the Ishlang Langgweds. Doing so might get you warned. TC & GB! Cheesy

This is actually funny if you speak English well. Grin    

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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 09:33:49 AM »

Jiyograpikal Words (Geographical Words):

'Merikan - n. American person.
'Merika / Yunayted Eshteyts - n. United States of America
Perlipins - n. Philippines (also spelled as Pearlipensh, Pearlipens, Perlipeyns...)
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 09:37:09 AM »

expressions :

wetpadodols - puwet
beriberi - very
yes why nat kokonat makunat - oo
no opkors nat kokonat bundat - hindi
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 11:24:23 PM »

Da Bisik Grammers Op Da Ishlang Eyngglesh

Lishons Wan

Wan op da mos importans op da issence op da Ishlang Eyngglesh is da oberusing op da artikols "the" or most korek op da ispelling is "da". Naw you are wonder maybe bekows you are dongknow, so ay wil espleyn... Da artikols "da" is tu yusing ebritaym yu are ishpeyking abawts da nawns. Any nawns. Ispishali da praper nawns you must to using da artikols "da". Por eskampols: Da Dana is kinda praning she is olwes posting da tapiks op da nansens katatawanan op her and da Rj.

Naw, aym hop dat you are angderstand da importans op da artikols "da". Ip yu ar nat angderstanding, ay em dongknow wat wi wil do to yorselps. Maybe we is laping onli na lang...

Istey tyons por da next Lishons. Cheesy

Words Op Da Day:

Da - adj. (definite article) used preceding a noun that has been previously specified or is a matter of common knowledge. The overusage of this word is smiled (not frowned) upon by scholars of Ishlang Eyngglesh. (Trans: "The"; "Ang")

Angderstand - v. -standingsh, -stud To know or comprehend the nature or meaning of which both Rj and myself rarely do. (Trans: "Understand"; "Intindi")

Eskampols - n. (also Estampols; Iksampols; Ingchampols - preffered) a specimen that is typical of its group; a sample: "Dana is da gud eskampols op da gud behaybyors and da kalokohan" (Trans: "Example"; "Halimbawa")
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 11:48:44 PM »

LOL! Funny! lol

^- da poshts op dis wantutri pershon ish nat beri beri yushpul... dish ish beri digreyding por da ingleysh shlang langgwedsh... en dish mayt bi kongsiderd ash ishpam bikos it ish not shamhaw rileyted tu da tuppik op da dana...
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2006, 05:02:01 AM »

Da Bisik Grammers Op Da Ishlang Eyngglesh

Lishons Tow: Da Ingportans Op Da 'S'

No, it is nat da shabu.

In da Ishlang Eynglesh Langgweds, da prurals op da words ibendo et es sengulars es beriberi importans. Aswilas, da rangdom ingsert op da 's' wen yu pil layk it. Hawiber, yu mast to angderstanded dat 's' is shamtayms to changing to 'sh', der is no esplenayshons op dis risons ongli bekos is beriberi pani. Por ingchampols: "Wan epols plas tu epols es ekwals to tri epols and por epols dibaydibay tow epols es ekwals to tow."

Das it. Ing-stay tyons por da neks lishons. Cheesy

Ingkrising yor bokabyularis:
Ishpeylengs: n. The way a word is spelt. We don't pay this word any attention. (Trans: "Spelling"; "Baybay")
Prurals: adj. of or consisting of more than one. All words in Ishlang Langgweds is Prurals. (Trans: "Plural"; "Pangmaramihan")
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 07:17:20 AM »

beri beri well seyd... dis ish beri beri nays op yu to make ekshplaneyshongs por dem...

eng now... LISHON TRI

da yus op da "NG" end "SH" eng da "ISH"

yu is shud put NG ebritaym da word yu si has di letter N... ingsted op da liter N yu wil mek dis NG...

ekshangpol : aNGdershtaNG

nexsh, da yus op da SH is por yu en ebribadi tu put yor ishtupid shelp in da akshon op putting an H (pronangwns as ECH) apter di liter S (pronangwns as ESH) ebritaym pasibol or da taym yu onli layk

ekshangpol : iSH, ekSHangpol

en baydawei eniwey haywey, da yus op da "ISH" ish por da words ishtarting wid liter S... yu is shul put da liter I bipor da S eng da H apter the S..

ekshangpol : ISHpeyleng, ISHtyufed

ipyu kenat angdershtang, den it ish yur prablem not mayn en da dana ISHTUFED!!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2006, 11:58:54 PM »

Dis es beri beri pani. Ay payn et beri beri yuspul por mayshelf beykows ay em istil perpektening da ishlang eyngglesh langgweds. Kip ap da gud wurkt!

My irog, you are hir! I mast to say I am beriberi happiness. Yu ar bekaming beriberi good in da ishlang, ay em luk porward to da wan day yu are bekaming prupisors op da ishlang layk mi and da Rj. Bat onli I hab wang koment. Dong kompyus da ishlang wid awr Germang Langgweds

... Kip ap da gud wurkt!

Es supostubi, "gud works". Nak "gud wurkt". "Gud wurkt" is wat da Hitler is saying to da soljer. Are yu da Hikler? Opkors you are no, yudong hab da bigote in da medol op da leps. Ok das is enap por naw. Cheesy Engjoy da lishons![/color] - Da Dana
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2006, 12:21:02 AM »

lol...IThs BEri-Beri Pani.....
@ Rj and Dana..

Hndi ko alam pinag sasabi nyo......still dont understand about this.....its too hard 4 me....u know im dumb...

ayaw ko mag post d2 ...lol....kayo nalang mag ishlang language..hihiihi


WAKDAKRAP?!?! You donglayk post here? Den dongpost! Is nat kompalsori, is kompalsori to read onli. You ish ishpamming our byotipol board op da lishons. Nektaym you are tayping yu tink tu yorselps, is yushpol or no? Is no, dong tayp, jas throw da keyboard awt da wingdow, ok? - Da Dana
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2006, 11:44:21 PM »

Haha you make my day kids
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2006, 03:38:50 AM »

Da Bisik Grammers Op Da Ishlang Eyngglesh

Lishons Por

Da imfortance op da ING is beriberi importang tu da Ishlang Eyngglesh. So pay attention tu me wen I speak you da lishons por tuday. Da ING is yushpol por da berbs. Sepeshali ip da berbs is da Tagalog words op da Cawntree op ours. Por ingchampol: ing-kain; ing-tulog; ing-chat;

But da ING is also yushpol por da anjektib. Sepeshali ip yu are ing-lait sambadi yu are donglayk. Ingchampols: "Ing-fanget moh, fanget!!!"

Tu meyk it clear, haweber, aym nat ispiking yu tu kol samwan "fanget", mast be yu are nays to da ebribadi and every all, but ip yu are going to be nasti, this is da korek way por dat. Anderstang?

Words op da Day:

Fanget - adj. -mas fanget; finaka fanget (also "Agli; aglier; agliest") So unattractive as to be unpleasant to look at. Layk yor peys. (Trans: "Ugly"; "Fanget")

Anjektib - n. A word that adds information about a noun or pronoun. (Trans: "Adjective"; "Pang-uri")
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WAKDAKRAP?!?! You donglayk post here? Den dongpost! Is nat kompalsori, is kompalsori to read onli. You ish ishpamming our byotipol board op da lishons. Nektaym you are tayping yu tink tu yorselps, is yushpol or no? Is no, dong tayp, jas throw da keyboard awt da wingdow, ok? - Da Dana


OUcHHHH!!!SAkit NAman YAng SInabI MO... Sad...sinabi Ko NAmn na Its too hard for me...galit ka na agad... daydream..ok lang ...Ill Try my best!!!sorry ate dana kung galit ka popcorn3dm

LOL. Aym nak angry der. Jas aym saying da truth op da matter. Dat der is no yushpol der in da post so dongpost na lang. Das called ishpam. Dongreply na to dis. Ish onli clogging up da board ok? - Da Dana
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2006, 02:17:13 AM »

anyu vah Finak chachabi nyo??? ji kow mainchindihan.. Huh
washed your langgwej.... ok..

Nays tafic.
kif up da gud walk dana and da Rj.. Grin

^- ish nat kongsiderd ishlang bikos op da use op da ing-jolog eng ing-bading languweds...engiweys tenkyu da dondon por da kompliment op da yurselp
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2006, 02:01:14 AM »

Hahaha! oh my yayai!..  Grin Grin Nakaktuwa naman dito.. Haha. Wala ako maisip ng tagalog slang eh.

Hmm.. Alam niyo na ba yung kukurikapu?
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2006, 05:15:39 AM »

Hahahahahhahahahha this is really nice and funny Grin Grin
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2006, 07:59:19 AM »

duh.........  Grin enjoy! padaan lng ha....
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2006, 04:49:49 PM »

LOL so korek  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2006, 12:38:56 PM »

sa mga pinoy jan... iboto nyo naman po ang aking mahal na c Kimberly Chiu para cya ang manalo sa PBB Teen Edition...
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2006, 01:34:07 AM »

Hahaha! oh my yayai!.. Grin Grin Nakaktuwa naman dito.. Haha. Wala ako maisip ng tagalog slang eh.

Hmm.. Alam niyo na ba yung kukurikapu?

Hahahahahhahahahha this is really nice and funny Grin Grin

duh......... Grin enjoy! padaan lng ha....

LOL so korek Grin

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Watisdis? Way you are making da mockery op my byotipol post por da Ishlang Langgweds??? Aym tink bipor dat aym make por da clear dat dis is da pleys por da Ishlang Lishons and Bokabyulyaris. May gugness, wat is da prablem por you?

Eniwei, since ay em hir olredi, aymaytaswel speak you da neks op da lishons dat is

Da Bisik Grammers Op Da Ishlang Eyngglesh

Lishons Payb

Da imfortans op da "B", da "P", and da "K" (and aym not ishpiking op da pimeyl praybeyt parts, you ferbert.). Wat is da imfortans op dis liters? Well is beriberi simpol por you, even da ishtufeed can to understand dis ishtufeed grammers. Yu si, wen yu si da words is starting with da litor "V" you are immediately to change dat litors to da "B" (Eksampol por you: Vendor = Bendor). Now por da "F" when you see dat litors you are to immediately cheynds to meyk da words por dat to da litors op da "P" (Champols: Fiesta = Piesta). But now por da "K" is mats more komflikated, because nat onli you are changing da litors "C" (Por iskampol: Cat = Kat), but olso you are cheynging por da litors "T" samtimes (Ingchampol: Network = Nekwork). Naw dis ken olso be da bays bersa meaning dat when you si da litors "B" and "P" you are to change to "V" and "F" but not always because maybe dey will think you are ishfiking Fagalog and not Ishlang. Dis bays bersa is nat work por da "K", because da "K" is walang K to make bays bersa, k?

Now I know you are ask me what is da meaning por all op dis. Well, I will tell you dat der is no meaning. Ongli is is beri pani, and olso ip you want to "mura" samwan or eniwan, your words is not to censored. Por eskampol: Pakyu; Pakshet ka; Futriskanghayuf ka!

But plis don't mura tumats because da pipols might think you are grow up in da Ghettondo.


Words of the day:

Bays Bersa - adv. The other way around. A not bastos version of AC/DC. (Trans: "Vice Versa"; "Baliktaran")

Fagalog - n. Da National Langgweds of da Vadings.


Stay tyons por niks lishons! TC & GB!


P.S.: Da anser por da kwestiyons op da Ishtarsapayrgels, KUKURIKAPU is da buobuo op da pawder ander da mawnteyn high op da gel. Angderstand?
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2006, 09:02:54 AM »

@ da dana
 dis ishlang langgweyds op yursh  ish beri-beri yushpul ! tenk yu berberi mash and keef af da gud working op yurshelp  tt2

               dis is so byutipol its da mashterpis
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2006, 12:35:11 AM »

 Shocked bat makanyan??? jakamawatan!!!!   Lips Sealed


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yes why nat kokonat makunat da KeSo ing-boto da kimberly chiu sho dat da kim ish nut ebikted in da hawsh op da vig brader


ultimeyt panatik op penoy beg brader kayu ah!  punk woooo!! ruck on!! di ko gaanong alam lengwahe nyod2 ah ... wahahaha

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